I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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