What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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