On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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