remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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