Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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