It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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