She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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