On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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