Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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