you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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