i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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