so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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