i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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