i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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