I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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