Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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