why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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