Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
vagina is talking i cant
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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