theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
