My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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