did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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