NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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