It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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