i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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