Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
50% drunk capacity currently
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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