who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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