Yo dont text me then not text me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
