well most of my day revolves around power hour
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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