mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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