I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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