She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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