Sry I called you an 8
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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