once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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