Have you finally orgasmed yet?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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