Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
