she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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