You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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