i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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