I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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