She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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