He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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