Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You don't make any sense
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