Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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