I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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