Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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