so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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