I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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