I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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