dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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