sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
