There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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