road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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