He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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