Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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