i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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